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A man to sardar: lets to play Chess

Posted in jokes,sardar,sardar jokes,sardar sms jokes,sms by shanee on April 25, 2007

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess.
Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

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Sardar walks into a library & says

Posted in Funny,jokes,sardar,sardar jokes,sardar sms jokes,sms by shanee on April 25, 2007

Sardar walks into a library & says,

Can I have a burger and coke?

Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.

Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?

Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey

Posted in sardar,sardar jokes,sardar sms jokes,sms by shanee on April 25, 2007

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…

Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday?

Posted in jokes,sardar,sardar jokes,sardar sms jokes by shanee on April 25, 2007

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car.

Sardar2: She did, but where in teahe world was I going to find a fake car?