A man to sardar: lets to play Chess.
Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.
Sardar walks into a library & says,
Can I have a burger and coke?
Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.
Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?
Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si !
sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car.
Sardar2: She did, but where in teahe world was I going to find a fake car?
Kitni jaldi zindagi guzar jaati hai…
Pyaas buztee nahin barsaat chali jaati hai…
Aap ki yaadein kuchh iss tarah aati hai…
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jaati hai..!!!